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I need you give you an E-Five. Ready? Put your hand on the screen on 3. 1... 2... 3! *E-Five*!

Dude, seriously... This is awesome. It was a total BITCH to beat, but it was pretty worth it. The frames worked perfectly, it had fluent animation, was totally sexy, and BOOBS. Good job.

Veinom responds:

haha! thanks for the E-5! XDD

A downgrade.

I love Frantic 1 and 2, they were fast, fun, and addicting. This... Eehhh... It's okay.
But it's a LOT slower, and rather polarizing. I like the graphics and the music, but the ONE track that plays during gameplay is rather repetitive and bland. The boss music was good, as always. The upgrades do feel more polished, but I still felt the game was pretty lacking. I'm overall disappointed. It's not bad, just bland.

This makes a mockery of the greatest mobile app of all time. The control is awful, the music sounds like a dying elephant, the graphics are PISS-POOR, and features little-to-no effort. Blam this shit.

Good, but the game suffers from serious performance issues and not having anything really interesting about it except the main concept.

The main concept was executed in a way that was mediocre, but it reminds me so much of those flashy vertical shooters that I could not bring myself to give it a bad score.

The controls are tight, the graphics are excellent, the music is amazing, but I found it easy to get bored of quickly.

The whole "Scrape bullets to get ammo" concept is interesting, and had a lot of potential. But it isn't exactly easy to understand right away. Maybe that's just be being a dumbass, but this is a review. Not storytime.

Overall, it is a good game, but has a lot of mediocre details in it and it tries so hard to be like many other arcade shooters like, for instance, Frantic, but fails.

Very good, it felt so much like a Sonic the Hedgehog game that putting the Sonic Generations soundtrack on fits it perfectly. Excellent programming, flawless controls, excellent graphics. Fancy Pants is truly at it's peak.

But one problem, you can't adjust the quality, which gives me huge lagspikes at times.

Emotionally grabbing.

I love it. Best flash RPG, by a LANDSLIDE.

On my first two tries I got the Deadeye (Or Dedai, SPOILERS!) ending, and the "I have no wish" ending.

Pro's:
-Great art!
-Love the slow-paced style, with captions you click to dismiss.
-The "Skip" button in Cutscenes is very useful.
-Very good storyline!
-Very good characters, and outfits for them.
-SO MANY FEMALES :D
-Very easy-to-grasp concept.
-Good and hard-to-beat bosses.
-I wish the we had half-grounds gold days. (We could vote on entries every 12 hours, instead of 24! :D)
-AMAZING music. Very serene.
-It's very emotionally grabbing. Especially when you have to say goodbye to Ginny, and the Oracle. (SPOILERS!)
-Snails.
-Rocket snails.
-It has weapons that are good for destroying stuff. And who doesn't want that?!
-Beautiful females. (Especially Dedai.)
-The way the people have the little brown spot on their noses makes them seem like kittens.
-"We're on some Pre-FTL planet called Earth in the milky way galaxy."
"Lame name."

...I can't think of much more to comment on, but it's great!

Cons:
Umm, well... there's uhh... hmmm... Oh, just a few:
-Nefertarti, Starwish, and Gen only have ONE pic thing, while Oracle has only TWO, Swig and Johnny only have THREE.

Otherwise it's awesome.

Thanks for this awesome game, your time reading this and your (MAYBE) response.

~Ben

"Poetic Genius."

This has a very poetic meaning.

He tried to get her attention, and she didn't notice him. Then, after he got the right gifts, he disappeared in all his effort. Then, she noticed him.

You don't notice important things until the're gone.

Believe it or not, most of my art is inspired by this game.

~Ben

WIN!

It is beast. too many words. too put in one. sentence. :D

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